Contact the Mercenary Tree Freaks....

"Councillor Hitchen, So why have you banned The Life of Brian?" 
"Because from what we have heard about it, we think it will be an extremely offensive film on religious grounds."
"Now you've not actually seen the film?"
"No, we haven't." 
"What reports have you had of it, where have those reports come from?"
"From an organisation called The Festival of Light."
"And what do you know about the Festival of Light, yourself?"